What does it all mean to me? I have no fscking clue and I have no time or desire to read about it right now. Business Intelligence, Project v Program v Portfolio Management, Application Lifecycle Management (ok, I know what that is), Six Sigma, ITIL, COBIT, TOGAF, SEMBA, ETC, ESC, BSC, wat?. It's all up there where I'm not looking. I was momentarily distracted (yes, multiple times) by a stack of post-its in the corner of the room. Omg other than the fluorescent pink, orange, blue, and yellow, there was a dark green! Oh man I kept telling myself, "once this is over, I have to go check it out. I bet you'd have to use the opaque pens for those...hmmmmmm..." It's a red room...a very red room. And the projector screen isn't centered with the ceiling tiles!!! It's so distracting. Do all these people seriously understand this stuff!? Post-its. What time is it? Oh hell no I'm not going to the happy hour. I can drink at home...which is precisely what I asked for when I walked in the door. Give me a stout drink, bish! Ok, maybe not like that, but I did get one. 14 projects and I can't get anything done. Turn it off. Your home. Zzzzzzzzz...